Paris France is ugly like the Ass
of former NYPD Blue star Dennis Franz
I want outta here man, and
You know you can take your can-cans
Your Louvres and French Dudes
And shove them up a Wham Fan
With some Walnuts and pork-butt
Or whatever fancy food
You frogs groove to
Whatever it takes to make you shut
Your trap about your great past
You can have deez nuts, eurotrash

And I ain't done - onto Amsterdam
Never again to the Netherlands
I got some things for them to cram
You think you're cool cause here you can
Buy some grams without hassles from the man
But you're stuffed with phonies
Like hippies in the new cult ashram
Listen I see your scam, so I'ma scram
Fly away like Peter Pan
To a place where a man's a man
and not a drooling drug fiend
Know what I mean?

Look Europe just sucks
I've made my argument
so let me cut to the crux:
Euromusic doesn't make the cut
Open and shut that shit blew it
I'm here to poo-poo it
And help it die like the Druids
That shit is painful to real humans
I'm out to someplace actually boomin'